Conehead Calum

Every World Cup, Scotland’s most famous football phantom emerges from the spirit realm with a traffic cone balanced proudly upon his head and a pint held firmly in hand. His name is Conehead Calum, and he is the keeper of impossible dreams. While others focus on statistics, rankings and predictions, Calum believes in something far more powerful: hope.

When Scotland faces its toughest challenge yet at the 2026 World Cup, supporters begin spotting a blue ghost in the crowd, quietly reminding everyone that football’s greatest moments are born when nobody believes they can happen. Except him.

Creation Timeline

All our ghosts are handcrafted to order. Please allow 7 working days for creation (not including weekends or the day you order). We often finish sooner d process typically takes 7 working days, excluding the day of order and weekends. While we strive to complete orders sooner, especially during quieter times, please be aware that during busy periods, the full 7 working days is the most likely timeframe. Thank you for your understanding and patience as we conjure your ghostly companion.

About our Ghosts

In a hidden chamber of Ravenwood Manor, ancient forces converge to bind wandering spirits into ghostly vessels. The enigmatic S.H.A.D.E. (Spectral Holding And for Displacement Equipment) machine is pivotal in transferring lost spirits into their new, handcrafted forms. Shrouded in mystery, this intricate device channels energy beyond the veil, ensuring each apparition is securely housed within its phantom vessel.

The Matlock Ghost Emporium harnesses these energies to create spectral curios that shimmer with a soft, otherworldly glow. Each phantom is handcrafted, its translucent surface bearing swirling hues and eerie imperfections that reflect its unique passage through the veil. These irregularities are not mere flaws but the spirit’s essence made visible, a raw and haunting beauty that embodies the mystery of the unknown.

When you choose a ghostly companion, the S.H.A.D.E. machine finalizes the process, aligning the spirit’s energy with the vessel, ensuring an unbreakable connection. The result is a unique creation—an ethereal artifact that holds echoes of past lives, now reborn as chilling reminders of the realms beyond.

Step into this spectral gallery and witness the magic for yourself. Each phantom you encounter carries a story, a fragment of forgotten history brought back to haunt the present. With the aid of the S.H.A.D.E. machine, the Matlock Ghost Emporium ensures that these spirits find a new home, ready to share their eerie beauty with those who dare to invite them in.